Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Caramel Season

My last day in adolescent psych was on Halloween. I thought: Gee whiz, the last thing you'd wanna do is wear a costume on a psych unit on Halloween, but the entire staff was dressed up. The charge nurse was wearing a bizarre paper maché animal head atop his own. The thing is, you want to normalize things as much as possible and Halloween = dressing up for kids. But everyone was glum to be in the hospital on Halloween. They all got little Halloween place mats and stickers with their lunches, but with half of the kids in for eating disorders that somehow made the meal seem like a grimmer thing to choke down under the clock. I was sad to say goodbye. Sad, too, to get a poor grade on my psych final and face my first B in a class since returning to school almost three years ago.

And today was the first day since spring that I had to put on my white scrubs. They'd been in the drawer so long that they had little yellowing patches on them that I didn't even notice until I was under the bright hospital lights of my peri-op (surgical) clinical.

But I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: The caramel season has arrived! And then, perhaps, the dread sets in. Have you ever messed up caramel? If you haven't you haven't made enough caramel, I say. OK. Here's an absolutely foolproof caramel recipe. My mom's friend, T., passed it on to me and it works every single time! Top your ice cream, dip your apples, slice and wrap in waxed paper: you can't go wrong.

Can't Fail Caramel

1 cup heavy cream
4 oz unsalted butter (heck, use salted if you're making candies: makes' em sweeter and more complex)
1 vanilla bean split and scraped (or 1 tsp regular vanilla)
1/4 cup light corn syrup
2 cups sugar

Heat cream and butter and vanilla in a saucepan until the butter melts and the mixture is hot.

In a deep 3 quart saucepan heat the corn syrup until it bubbles sprinkle sugar over the top until the surface is entirely coated (about 1/3 of a cup) then stir with a wooden spoon until the sugar incorporates into the syrup.

Add the rest of the sugar in batches until it's gone. The mixture will be stiff. Stir vigorously until the mixture is runny and straw-colored (you'll know, the mixture will seem to "give" for you).

Remove from heat immediately.

Add the cream/ butter mixture in four portions stirring well after each addition. Use CAUTION as the mixture will splatter and it is very hot.

Return mixture to high heat and boil 2 to 3 minutes, stirring gently until sugar is completely dissolved and caramel reduces and becomes thicker and stickier.

Pour into a heat-proof container and stir a few times to release the heat and stop it from further cooking. Resist the temptation to put any of the caramel-y spoons in your mouth right away. Ooof, no tongue burn worse than hot candy burn!

When refrigerated the heated caramel will be stiff. If you want to use it as a sauce, reheat it in a double boiler over gently simmering water. Add 1/4 to 1/2 cup of cream to make a sauce.


Anonymous said...

Man, nothing sticks to your teeth like caramel..didja know that each tooth can be colonized by a different strain of bacteria? I wonder if they vote on whatever the person eats, holding up point cards and such....

Molly said...

Nah. Dried fruit is just as bad or worse than caramel because it's sticky AND acidic. I'm always disturbed that raisins are such a mainstay of "healthy" pre-school snack lists.

And this caramel is pretty soft and not much like cruddy factory-made caramel.